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(760): View more from California

Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha

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I hate my life

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i have a food baby... i think its a boy...

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(845): View more from New York

I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting

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(719): View more from Colorado

You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.

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(757): View more from Virginia

broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete

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(425): View more from Washington

Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.

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