I think I just saw someone hide a body.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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