He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
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I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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