Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
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not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
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he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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