I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
