theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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