I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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