Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
You need a sexual gate keeper
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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