Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
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I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
She's not a foreskin expert like you
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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