I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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