Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
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Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
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I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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