Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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