I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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