Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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