I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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