I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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