we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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