I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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