your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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