like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
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My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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