he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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