I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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