Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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