You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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