Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I party with great urgency now.
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