i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I supernannyed him into submission
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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