I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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