just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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