I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
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Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
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I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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