glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Randomize
