Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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