we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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