I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
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new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
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He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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