Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Randomize
