New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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