i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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