My brain says no but my pants say off.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
that is very illegal...i love you.
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