i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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