the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
