i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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