Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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