Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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