Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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