Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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