Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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porn star boner night. come get it.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
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All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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