i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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