I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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