I'm drive I can fine osifer
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
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HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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