Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
tell me about the fingering
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