I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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