its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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