Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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