Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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