I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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